First We Take Porkhattan
suzieghq: I wonder if you can make a Porktini with corn whiskey? just loll some bacon out it's maw
me: ugh. sure, but god.
suzieghq: It might change your life
me: it would be more like a porkhattan. cuz manhattans are whiskey
suzieghq: Or, you know, make you sterile. HAHAHAHA -- porkhattan!!
me: swinehattan. pighattan. someone please make and test a porkhattan STAT.
suzieghq: amazing HAHAHAHAHA. Oinkhattan?
me: oinkhattan. yes.
suzieghq: Well played
me: yes. yes. I do want someone to DO IT, just not me.not first.
suzieghq: why not?!
me: i don't want to die.
suzieghq: nice. But someone else can die for the sake of the oinkhattan? Ooh. I bet I can get Rusty to do it You know how those gays will drink anything
