Duane Read clerk:  I haven’t seen you in a while how are you?

Me:  Fine.  Different schedule, you know?  How are you?

Duane Reade clerk:  I’m sick. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ve had three nosebleeds today.  I had to turn off the computer because it was giving me a headache, then I came here.

Me:  0_0