July 2010
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I went with Kelly this evening to meet Jeff and some others for happy hour drinks. Jeff is moving away from the city in a few short days. Though it is not a final goodbye. He will be back, he said, for a week at a time every month or so. We joked we’d probably see him more when he visited that when he was living here. Which is true. His apartment is less than ten minutes from mine and I...
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The morning commute was spent umbrella-jousting with the masses, on the way to work, because the moment the slightest bit of precipitation falls from the sky apparently a good portion of the populace momentarily loses all sense of spatial relationships, and manners, and just sort of chicken walks around, dazed and flustered and unruly. (This happened all the time too, in Florida, but substitute...
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A company is producing a line of Ernest Hemingway-inspired footwear. Hopefully, it won’t include baby shoes.
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Today In Uncomfortable Cold Calls...
Anonymous: Can you tell me who handles the health insurance for concerns for your organization?
Me: Is this a sales call?
Anonymous: No, I’m sitting here jerkin’ off talking to you, sweetheart.
Me: 0_0
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“Cheer Up Hamlet”
Your incessant...
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Go ahead please and file Lyric Interpretations.com under “current obsessions” and cross-reference it with “LULZ.” It is my Yahoo! Answers, for the time being. (I came upon it whilst Googling TLC’s “Waterfalls” but let that pass.) There is so much ‘splaining about the patently obvious, which is the best. “When he sings about ‘holding her...