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April 2009

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Apr 15, 2009
#John Waters #art #poppers
Apr 2, 200911 notes
#dating #the internet #the gays
Wherein Coffee May Be a Metaphor...
  • me: I am drinking instant coffee. I thought I knew the taste of failure before. But.
  • sis: Oh, that's too sad to even consider
  • me: failure is flash frozen coffee crystals.
  • sis: hahaha so true. Not even [General Foods]International instant coffee. Ghetto Instant.
  • me: Nescafe.
  • sis: shudder of horror
  • me: if it were international...it would have been served by the coy, flirty neighbor who lives in the immaculate apt. down the hall from mine. After a jog, say. Or on a drizzly morning. THAT IS NOT MY WORLD
  • sis: HAHAHAHHAA. Your world = FAIL
  • me: I would not take coffee from my neighbors. Sweetened, as it might be, by lighter fluid or strychnine.
  • sis: But! on the plus side, you just descibred your miserable world rather poetically
  • me: it's a gift. (curse?)
  • sis: Curse
  • me: well there's that.
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