August 2008
7 posts
“Playing strip poker with an exhibitionist somehow takes the challenge away.” — Metropolitan
In addition to sweet tea, the one thing I often find myself missing from the South is the burgundy-colored, overly sweet carbonated concoction that is Cheerwine.
It is a sure sign you spend too much time reading celebrity gossip when you devote mental energy to coining a portmanteau, a la Brangelina or TomKat, to refer to friends who are dating.
Dear Drunken Bar Patron From Last Evening:
Um, when you approach a group of people who are clearly engrossed in conversation, the best way to break the ice and try to be included is not to ask “is anyone hungry?” and then say it is because you “ordered a lot of sushi” that you will offer to share with us, though it will be served on your (ample) naked body as you lie prone...
Scatalogical-sounding lines that I don’t enjoy reading in my horoscope:
“When Mars reaches out to Uranus, the result is usually aggressive, angry, hot, or inflammatory. Uranus creates explosive, volcanic situations that are completely unexpected.”